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Merry Fucking Christmas
03:26
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Chorus:
Merry fucking Christmas
To all of you bastards
I hope that you all fucking die
(2x)
Verse 1:
I hope all your mothers
Get fucked by reindeers
I hope your grandmother
Gets pushed down the stairs
I hope all your children
Get fondled by elves
So go rot in hell
And go fuck yourself
(Chorus)
Verse 2:
So when jolly Saint Nick
Breaks into your house
He'll piss in your stockings
And shit on the couch
He'll jazz in your eggnog
And puke on the floor
And before you know it
Your sisters a whore
(Chorus)
Verse 3:
Tis' is the season
To go fuck yourself
With a fist full of coal
And a cunt full of hell
But what's more retarded
Than the sound of sleigh bells
Is the shitty red cup coffee
That Starbucks Sells
(Chorus)
Verse 4:
So fuck your religious
Traditions of old
This is not the season
To be bought or sold
So if you think this songs
Not "P.C." enough
Then get on your knees
And suck my nuts
(Chorus)
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THE SHAMCOCKS Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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